the tube.

The homegirl Ashley just stopped in and hooked me up with an enormous ice soda from burrito king and some halls for my throat. There's nothing better than ice in a cup and soda smothering the ice.



There is also nothing better than the hills season opener last night.

Also nothing better than Tyra Banks' runway walk, season 9 episode 13..



Shits serious!

And finally .. Brett Michael's sitting in the cigar shop with his current ladies ex boyfriends. Awkward.

I LOVE PAINT!

Click on it to check me and Julio outttt.

Why do peeps even exist?

Oh yea, so people can do things like this to them.

Free lunch from dad.

I want these at some point today.




Rumspringa tonight, 6th street warehouse. Duh.

Reality bites.

I'm like a leaf without a tree.
Like a fish without the sea.
I'm as cold as cold can be.

Its coming to haunt you the rest of your life.

R. Kelly used to be the homie.


Easters tomorrow. Tristons mom said that its the earliest easter in 90 something years. Don't say you didn't learn anything today.



Im going to get some quality family photos in front of the water on self timer.

Grandmama is a hater.

grandpas..









and a grandma.




When I grow old and am ready to chill out im going straight to Leisure World, maybe Ill see you there.

Sister Nancy.

Went to Cha Cha last night for pattys day. Routine smoke break, look to my right and see Jason Lee posted up in front of Willie Nelson, my automatic reaction was to give him a thumbs up. Some douche bag left him 3 dollars on the table as a tip, he said we could have the money and Bette bought me a beer...which in turn implies Jaosn Lee bought me a beer.

Random thoughts :

I need to stop being so lazy and put the pictures up of San Francisco. San Francisco was crazy fun.

Colby was in town for a night and yesterday she bounced to TOKYO! WOAH. Ron said that there is beer machines on the street. I need to go, I need to travel.

Jeffrey told me that in Japan they have a penis festival, that would be cool. Im not even kidding.. look..





Can you even imagine being there? I could.


I had the day off today but instead I have to work all day alone for 10 hours, hurray?

I would like some breakfast.

Im such a creep.

Got no time to for spreadin roots.

I am lagging on this blog.

ryan takes pictures with his special eye.

I need to get it together.

The lucky ones.

I had a dream last night that I crashed my roommates car through a fence and into a wall but the only that that happened was the interior, like the cloth interior flew out of the window so we had to distract her and try and staple/glue back it back in. This wasn't so bad but it ended in dodging bullets and a car chase in an underground parking lot. Its crazy but all of my dreams are nightmares, every night. Im not even kidding. And lately I can remember them and tell them in full detail. They are mainly about being followed, chased, zombies, dark areas...yea.

Got my day started with this..Bobby Caldwell-Open your eyes




I was at work the other day and found myself staring at the cover of We Are The World album cover investigating Hall and Oates gesture, Dylan's face, how cool Michael Jackson looked and how crazy Stevie Wonder looks grabbing onto Diana Ross. Oh, and what is Bette Midler doing there? She just looks like she doesn't even belong there.Anyways, the point is that night I get home and check that one particular internet website the masses visit and saw that coincidentally Max sent me a video of some folks re-enacting the We Are The World performance. Shits hilarious.







Watch this!




Last night Bette and I went to this gutter punk house party, it wasn't the best but I did get to dance with the band later on in the evening to Everyday is Like Sunday which was pretty hilarious. The one guy was using a broom stick as a prop and the other dude was singing on the mic and the drummer even jumped in...soon after that we decided it was time to bounce so Bette took me back to this spot to get some tortas and sopes. Sooo goood. This joint has the hottest hot sauce in the world but I cant get enough.



Thanks Bette.

Today is the last day of sticking it out at work then Im off the San Francisco, can you say word? WORD. This will be my third time.

First time) My brother and I went with my dad and his new girlfriend when I was way young. I remember riding the trolley through Chinatown and thats pretty much it. The photo documentation is the only reason why I remember this trip. There's a classic photo of Ryan putting me in a head lock in front of some restaurant.



Second time) Colby and I went on an adventure to Berkeley to see Daft Punk. 7 hour car ride, no radio. There and back. Lets just say I know everything about Colby as well as she knows everything about me. We ate at Blondies Pizza and went to the show. After the concert we were all kinds of messed up and went to meet Ben at his place in the city. Ben knows whats up. We tired to go out but ended up laying on some dudes floor listening to records and watching some spin off or maybe even original type show like Planet Earth. That next morning we cruised around the city and ate at some joint for breakfast that gave us a plate called the chefs mess. Its every single breakfast food ona plate with melted cheese on top, woah. This was too much fun.






Third time) This time Im riding with a friend Eric tomorrow when he gets off work. This could be all sorts of awkward but you know what I wont let it be. Ill just start out by asking him to tell me everything about him starting from his first memory. This should take up some time. Right? Were meeting a ton of fools there and staying at this guy Duncan's house. Its a big birthday blow out. This is my San Francisco trip on a budget. Hurray!






Worlds largest 40 collection.

Grub.

Summer or warm weather activities have begun. Yesterday Rachel had a bbq and of course I forgot my camera but it turned out to be a good time. I got to meet Birdie, James new dog! It was the star or the day. If I had my camera I would of taken a family portrait of her and the dog, and maybe a picture of the pool that no one was in because it was too cold and I would of taken a picture of the connect four mini tournament. James car was jam packed with left overs so i took the opportunity to steal some hot dogs and buns for my household.



Im going to buy one of those small black bbqs that rest on the ground and have kick backs on my front porch, what do you know about that?

in my life.

got my nubrella on but they look like sneakers.

I am about to show you the future.


This is the next big thing, the nubrella is where its at. So classy you cant even google image that shit. This is an image stolen from the website.

Did you know that you can even wear one while riding a bike?





Nubrella.com


The nubrella promise: “it can not and will not invert in any wind”
More extended coverage keeping you drier all the time.
Nubrella blocks windchill!
A far safer and more reliable product! No more sharp points, poles or rods
Can be used completely hands free! Even in significant winds.
New oval, streamlined and aerodynamic design!


Danny and I forecasted future issues with this invention.


one being its too big for the sidewalk.
two being issues on a subway. " hey man, get your nubrella out of my face".

I would want a black nubrella and i would decorate it in stickers and glitter on the inside back so you could see it when your walking towards me.


word.




Rumspringa was too good last night. I took advantage of a drum stick and got to play some tunes on a tambourine. Im into this. Then went and cut a rug at Cranes. I can call Cranes a good dancing spot.

Danny picked me up at 10:30 am today and we went to look at these crazy victorian houses in Angelino Heights and randomly ran into Missy walking annddd met this hilarious landlord names Manuel. He was this old man who gave the weirdest handshake Ive ever done. He kind of just stook his hand out with a loose fist and you just grabbed it and shook it. We thought that maybe he was not into germs. It was fun to re-enacte it when we bounced. He showed us a spot that over looked downtown and the hollywood sign fool. His brothers occupy the other two apartments. I would have a fiesta with them, Manuel and my tecate. One more thing about Manuel, you have to see the rent sign!! All sorts of spelling issues and slang. We cant find the usb cord but i want to put that picture on here and the houses.




By the way today was ones of those days you cant really tell a story about, you had to just be there.

Tonight loves.

Yea man!