A couple of things.

There is a ghost that lives at my work, I'm not lying.

I know that pink berry sucks but I want it right now.

When I drink Jack rocks it turns me into Roger Rabbit whenever he runs into this dude. Nuts.



Make out bandit 2003.

My favorite quote right now is "The single scene is murder", from a Freddy Kruger fact card.

I need to write a Taco Stand For Dummies book.