I know what it feels like to be a tourist.

Woke up on Sunday and decided to go out into this world. The plan : Go to Lyndseas, eat pizza and candy, go to Venice and back to Lyndseas for a movie. The Museum of Jurassic Technology was an option but there isn't enough hours in a day man.







Zeus, he lives in one of the front bungalows and is always kicking it outside. He'll sit at the top of the stairs for hours and sometimes he'll hang at the bottom of our stairs like this morning.










Is this not the biggest zippo you've EVER seen.






My brain size : 21 inches around. My pinky : 1 1/2 inch around.



Got to Lyndseas house, this needed to happen before we could go anywhere.










Metalocalypse pins !!!!







Lyndseas home made steamroller, genius.






















Possible upcoming holiday card ? Maybe.







Shout-outs!










Cash only really salts my game.






Statue having Sexy time.




Hillary having Sexy time.




He's pissed.





Oh, and this lady was pisssssed, she just stood there staring at the wall bitching somebody out on her phone.



Colby, Im so scared.






That reminded me of this..



Homey dont play that.




















Got back to homegirls house and watched Annie Hall for the first time, I decided I want to own this movie rather than having to buy it on on demand in the future.




Earlier in the day while sitting on my front stoop I told Lyndsea I wanted to either watch Fifth Element or Jurassic park to complete my day...and sure enough when I got home from this long day Jurassic Park 3 was on the tube. So what better to do on a Sunday night, stay home and watch a dinosaur flick and go to bed by 11.

My love for cheese.

Picnics and lounging on some grass, well on a blanket on top of some grass is where its at this summer.

Attending this beach picnic? No. I know exactly what those dudes are thinking. Beer on the brains.



Potential spots of greatness :








I want to get lost in here, but only in the day time strictly.






I just need to be here.



Now I need to buy one of these, and no not one of the super delux styles that when you open it up its like magic but just a basic basket filled up with everything I love....fruit snacks, pineapple, cheese and crackers, bay cities sandwiches, macaroni salad, juice boxes and a 40oz of high life.




On another note ..

Hassan came through to see my at work today and told me about the OBEY Store opening tonight right down the street from my house. Yea! And a pop up store party in downtown. Tonight looking up.

Craigslist makes you think its possible.

If i had the time and energy.


$350 2 Story Fixer in Hawaii.

2 story fixer house for rent AS IS on one acre.

No plumbing, no electric, do it yourself project. Call to work out terms of repair.







To quote a commercial : "New Degree for girls, to protect you from an OMG moment".

hot tamales, the candy.